More silly jokes

What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.

 

 

What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.

 

 

What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.

 

 

The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

 

 

Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?

A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.

 

 

Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?

A: A Thesaurus

 

 

Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?

A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?