What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows.
What do sea monsters eat? Fish and ships.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
Q: What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A: One has claws at the end of its paws, and the other is a pause at the end of a clause.
Q: Which dinosaur knows the most words?
A: A Thesaurus
Q: Why did Shakespeare only write in ink?
A: Pencils confused him — 2B or not 2B?