Corny Jokes

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”



Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.



If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.




What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.



What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.



Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.