Corny Jokes

One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”

 

 

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.

 

 

If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.

 

 

 

What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.

 

 

What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.

 

 

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.