One tectonic plate bumped into another and said, “Sorry, my fault.”
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.
If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get? Mistle-toes.
What kind of ghost has the best hearing? The eeriest.
What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes.
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.